Steven Tyler's Twisted Toes and Four Other Physical Consequences of Rocking Too Hard

When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who'd gotten lost on a sandbar.

Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it's got nothing to do with his grams gams.

No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking twisted toes. And their nails are painted blue.

Check the jump for a full explanation on WTF is up with Stevie's gnarled feet -- plus four other physical consequences of rocking too hard.

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Matt Preira