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Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to "Crank That"

Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an "accident."



The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted.



Because we know you're as perverse and voyeuristic as Crossfade, we've got the goods down below. Plus, five fun-filled ways to toy with Soulja's jank.



See also:

-Rihanna Naked on Unapologetic Cover: Five Albums With Boobs, Butts, and Baby Penises

-Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! (NSFW)

-Ten Best Songs About Masturbation

-Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public


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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.