It may be only Tuesday, but guess what? Tonight, you're gonna party!
So as soon as the clock strikes 5 p.m., head home, take a long nap, then get ready for a liquor-fueled night of non-stop bumpin' and grindin' til the dark, starlit sky turns shades of orange, pink, and blue.
Because in Miami, there's no such thing as too much partying.
Here are the six best SoBe bashes to crash this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Wale. With DJs E-Feezy and Bulletproof. Tuesday, September 10, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Who you with, and what's your name?" It doesn't really matter 'cause Wale's gonna drop 'em beats while you "drop it to the flo'" and "do it with no hands."
Robbie Rivera. The Forever Young tour with Mednas. Thursday, September 12, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. You "Live For the Music," "no matter what the world comes to." So go ahead music junkies, party it up with Robbie Rivera at LIV while you're still Forever Young.
Borgeous. Friday, September 13, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. In case you haven't noticed, it's Friday the 13th. So expect weird things to happen tonight, especially with the eerie uhntz-uhntz noise of Borgeous' "Tsunami."
Cedric Gervais. With Dave Sol. Friday, September 13, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Where the hell is "Molly?" Cedric Gervais has "been searching everywhere and can't seem to find [her]." Who knows? Maybe she'll be waiting for him at Story.
Danny Daze. With Luca Bacchetti. Saturday, September 14, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Danny Daze is "feeling love," and together with Luca Bacchetti, wants to be "Your Everything." So return the favor and show 'em how much you admire their EDM party skills.
Steve Angello. With DJ Mednas. Saturday, September 14, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $75-$125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. There is life after Swedish House Mafia. Just look at Steve Angello. The "tectonically-tuned mafia man" continues to make "unpretentious musical ecstasy" under his own label, Size Records, that "moves the masses." "Yeah..." We can attest to that.
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