Peace out, April.
It was a relatively wack-ass month. Aside from a few days of killer weather, April brought nothing. The Marlins are dead last in the National League East, struggling to bounce back from an embarrassing record and a managerial black eye. On the bright side, however, the Panthers are playing well.
Nevertheless, we're getting ready to say goodbye to April. So let's celebrate and pop some bottles 'round South Beach this weekend.
Check out our guide to the six best SoBe club parties this weekend.
Hardwell. Thursday, April 26, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Visit livnightclub.com. He's the 24th best DJ in the world, a true Dutch master, and one MTV's EDM artists to watch. Catch him.
Behrouz. Thursday, April 26, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. Visit mansionmiami.com. San Francisco-born, Miami-based ... What a fucking combination!
Paolo Mojo. As part of Digital Fridays. Friday, April 27, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. Visit cameomiami.com. Blending house, funk, techno, and breaks, this London-based DJ's going to rip your tits on South Beach this weekend.
Skeet Skeet. Presented by Discosh!t. Friday, April 27, 11 p.m., Arkadia, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Visit arkadiamiami.com. This dude is "The fucking titest guy you'll ever meet on the Internet," according to his Facebook profile.
Joe T Vannelli. Saturday, April 28, 11 p.m., Wall, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Visit wallmiami.com. Italians are seemingly the new Dutch when it comes to DJs on the international circuit, no? Milan takes over Miami.
Tristan Garner. Saturday, April 28, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Visit amnesiamiami.com. French DJs go so fucking hard, and Tristan Garner is no exception. Dude's the real deal.
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