Six Best Club Parties in Miami This Week

So what if it's only Wednesday? When you live in the Magic City, every night is a party ... Especially Hump Day. Just check out the six best club bashes going down this week from porn star-turned-DJ Jessie Andrews at Bardot to "Bad Boy-gone-clean" Ma$e at LIV to the "Queen...

By Laurie Charles

July 9, 2014

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So what if it's only Wednesday?

When you live in the Magic City, every night is a party ... Especially Hump Day.

Just check out the six best club bashes going down this week from porn star-turned-DJ Jessie Andrews at Bardot to "Bad Boy-gone-clean" Ma$e at LIV to the "Queen of Techno" Nicole Moudaber at Space.

Jessie Andrews. With JBZ. Thursday, July 10, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $15 to $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. You may recognize her ~~pair of strikingly perky boobs~~ name from the 2012 award-winning porno flick Portrait of a Call Girl, but Jessie Andrews is quite the businesswoman. At 22, the blonde bombshell has posed for American Apparel, runs her own line of handmade jewelry, and even has a sex toy named after her, the All American Pussy. But now Andrews is giving the porno biz a break and doing the whole DJ thing.

Judgement Day Afterparty. With Mike Tyson, French Montana, Stevie J, Iron Lyon, and A Fly Guy. Thursday, July 10, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. French Montana "Ain't Worried About Nothin'." That's 'cause he's hanging out with the ear-biting, heavyweight champ Mike Tyson at the Judgement Day fight event afterparty.

Ma$e. With Jesse Marco. Friday, July 11, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Grab your girls," pop the champagne, and "Welcome Back" Ma$e, the "Bad Boy-gone-clean" under the flashy lights of LIV.

Matthew Dear. Presented by Link and Miami Rebels. With Danyelino and Ms. Mada. Friday, July 11, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $10 to $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Oh yeah ... Matthew Dear's gonna make your "Fantasy" come true with his "weird, wild, and queasily optimistic rhythm-driven pop songs."

See also: Eight Signs You're Not VIP

Gavin Hardkiss' 1991 Album Release Party. With Sean Levisman. Saturday, July 12, 10 p.m. Do Not Sit on the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach; 305-450-3809; facebook.com/DoNotSit. "Get down with your mother-funkin' self" and dance like it's 1991 with Gavin Hardkiss as he keeps the Hardkiss legacy alive.

Nicole Moudaber. On the terrace, with Ambivalent in the loft. Saturday, July 12, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Party with the Queen of Techno, Nicole Moudaber, as she "reigns over the dance floor" at Space with her dark, sultry vibes.

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