So what if it's only Wednesday?
When you live in the Magic City, every night is a party ... Especially Hump Day.
Just check out the six best club bashes going down this week from porn star-turned-DJ Jessie Andrews at Bardot to "Bad Boy-gone-clean" Ma$e at LIV to the "Queen of Techno" Nicole Moudaber at Space.
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Jessie Andrews. With JBZ. Thursday, July 10, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $15 to $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. You may recognize her
pair of strikingly perky boobs name from the 2012 award-winning porno flick Portrait of a Call Girl, but Jessie Andrews is quite the businesswoman. At 22, the blonde bombshell has posed for American Apparel, runs her own line of handmade jewelry, and even has a sex toy named after her, the All American Pussy. But now Andrews is giving the porno biz a break and doing the whole DJ thing.
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Judgement Day Afterparty. With Mike Tyson, French Montana, Stevie J, Iron Lyon, and A Fly Guy. Thursday, July 10, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. French Montana "Ain't Worried About Nothin'." That's 'cause he's hanging out with the ear-biting, heavyweight champ Mike Tyson at the Judgement Day fight event afterparty.
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Ma$e. With Jesse Marco. Friday, July 11, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Grab your girls," pop the champagne, and "Welcome Back" Ma$e, the "Bad Boy-gone-clean" under the flashy lights of LIV.
Matthew Dear. Presented by Link and Miami Rebels. With Danyelino and Ms. Mada. Friday, July 11, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $10 to $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Oh yeah ... Matthew Dear's gonna make your "Fantasy" come true with his "weird, wild, and queasily optimistic rhythm-driven pop songs."
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Gavin Hardkiss' 1991 Album Release Party. With Sean Levisman. Saturday, July 12, 10 p.m. Do Not Sit on the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach; 305-450-3809; facebook.com/DoNotSit. "Get down with your mother-funkin' self" and dance like it's 1991 with Gavin Hardkiss as he keeps the Hardkiss legacy alive.
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Nicole Moudaber. On the terrace, with Ambivalent in the loft. Saturday, July 12, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Party with the Queen of Techno, Nicole Moudaber, as she "reigns over the dance floor" at Space with her dark, sultry vibes.
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