It's Hump Day 'err body!
That means that in just a few short days, the weekend will make its long-anticipated arrival and you'll be crashing parties non-stop and raging till the break of dawn.
For now, though, here are the six best club bashes going down in the 305 this week, from crunk master Lil Jon and the richest DJ in the world Calvin Harris at LIV to America's Best DJ, Markus Schulz at Mansion.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
M.A.N.D.Y. With Philipp Jung and Ms. Mada. Presented by Link/Miami Rebels. Thursday, September 11, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get Physical with M.A.N.D.Y.'s Philipp Jung as the DJ sweats it up at Trade with some minimal house beats.
See also: Miami's Five Best Dance Promoters
Lil Jon. DJ set. Friday, September 12, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Twurk dat thang" and get turnt up with the self-proclaimed "King of Crunk" AKA Lil Jon under the flashy lights of LIV.
Stacey Pullen. With la Fleur, Danyelino, and Hardline. Friday, September 12, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $15 to $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Get Loose" to some "quality electronic music" with "Detroit techno legend" Stacey Pullen at Trade.
Calvin Harris. With Burns and Mednas. Saturday, September 13, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $100 to $200 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Celebrate the Magic City's eternal "Summer" with Electronic Cash King Calvin Harris at LIV.
Markus Schulz. With Laurent Simeca. Saturday, September 13, 11 p.m. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Go "Dancing In the Key of Life" with America's Best DJ and Unicorn Slayer Markus Schulz at Mansion.
Lee Burridge. With ThunderPony. Saturday, September 13, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Go on a "body-jacking roller coaster ride" with English uhntz-uhntz legend Lee Burridge at Story.
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