It's Hump Day, errbody!
Almost time to slip on your little black dresses, royal blue stilettos, and hit up the flashy streets of the Magic City for some partying, ever-flowing liquor, and non-stop ass-shaking with Sander Kleinenberg, Diplo, Baauer, and so many other sweaty party freaks.
Here are the six best club parties in Miami this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Sander Kleinenberg. Friday, May 30, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. This is not Ibiza. It's definitely not Prague and it isn't Hong Kong. "This Is Miami." And in case you forget, uhntz-uhntz master Sander Kleinenberg will remind you.
Visionquest Showcase. With Lee Curtiss, Ryan Crosson, Shaun Reeves, Hardline, and Ms. Mada. Friday, May 30, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get your house fix at this Visionquest showcase with dance music legends Lee Curtiss, Ryan Crosson, Shaun Reeves, alongside residents Hardline and Ms. Mada at Trade.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
B.o.B. With Killaka5, Zea, Paul E, Vinni Soul, and Radamas in the basement. Part of the Summer at Space Kickoff Party. Saturday, May 31, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. It's the Summer at Space kickoff party! So "turn this shit up loud, buy another round," and go "hundred deep in VIP" with B.o.B.
LA Riots. Saturday, May 31, 11 p.m. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. LA Riots is gonna throw one big-ass "Kamikaze" as he tears up the DJ booth at Mansion with intense dance beats that'll have all y'all raging till dawn. Consider this a warning.
See also: Miami's 25 Best Electronic Music Acts
Diplo. Saturday, May 31, 11 p.m. Adoré Nightclub, 2000 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-203-0303; clubadore.com. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via clubadore.com. Ages 21 and up. Throw your legs up in the air, booty clap so hard it hurts, "Express Yourself" with Diplo at Miami's newest Vegas-style party spot.
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Baauer. With Mike Deuce. Sunday, June 1, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Sure, Baauer exploded the Internet last year with "Harlem Shake," but the DJ's definitely no one-hit wonder. So get up on that trap shit and show some respect with "Infinite Daps."
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