Beware the Ides of March.
No, not because someone's planning to stab you in the back à la Brutus. But rather because this year's Winter Music Conference kicks off on March 15, meaning you have only about three weeks of fake tanning sessions, CrossFit classes, and detoxing left until you're rolling face poolside with some of the sexiest people
in Miami Beach on the entire planet while DJs like Oscar G and Erick Morillo drop sun-soaked electro bangers.
Check out the Shelborne South Beach's WMC 2013 pool party lineup after the cut.
Nervous Records Presents: Made in Miami. With Oscar G, George Acosta & Friends. Friday, March 15. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Bingo Players Pool Party. Tuesday, March 19. Tickets cost $45.40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Nervous Presents: Miami Deep. With Noir, Maxxi Soundsystem, Murk, MK and others. Wednesday, March 20. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Subliminal Sessions Pool Party. With Erick Morillo and others. Thursday, March 21. Tickets cost $56 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Steve Lawler & Friends Pool Party. Friday, March 22. Tickets cost $45.80 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Waveform Pool Party. With Victor Calderone and friends. Saturday, March 23. Tickets cost $45.80 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Ugh! If you've ever wanted to feel terrible about your inconsistent gym routine and the below average, flabby body it's left you with, try standing next to a professional model/groupie without a shirt on. Talk about an augmented reality check.
Happy WMC-ing, y'all!
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