Pop stars are losing it. Specifically their lunch, all over themselves and in front of their fans.
Princess RiRi recently blew chunks in the middle of "What's My Name?" in Portugal, but she didn't have the guts to barf on stage.
Nay, it takes a truly exhibitionist soul to let loose in front of all those peering eyes. Only those with a certain kind of perverse swag can let it spew and sing right through it. Yes, that's happened.
Watch these pros puke, if you have the stomach.
Hey, bro! Do you see any pretty girls out there? Do you wanna go puke on them? Everything is going well for our handsome piece of boy-meat until the ladies come near him. Then it's all over for him. But we already knew Bieber fans are into puke-play.
Ten Foot Spew
Whoever this guy is, he's rockin' the shit out of that poet's shirt. He's rockin' so hard he can no longer take it. He tries to be nice and turns around before bowing out completely. Damn, he totally ruined that shirt.
This is some serious pop superstar shit right here. You can tell something isn't right from the beginning as Gaga stumbles down the stairs. And though she's clearly not singing, Mother Monster dances through the pukes. She even makes the hair pull-back look sexy.
This bro used to be the lead singer of post-hardcore/jazz-fusion group Dance Gavin Dance, but now he's just one of the best stage pukers of all time. Look at his technique ... He lets out a waterfall onto the heads of the front row. And he just keeps singing.
The Subs are a Belgian electro outfit, and they're making real art. You can tell they're making real art because the lead singer can still put it together on the keytar while he regurgitates. Real art is regurgitated. Picasso said that once.
In the words of the Uploader: "Video title says it all, a Swedish singer throws it all up during his performance." We'll add that it's weird someone for the audience feels like touching him immediately afterward.
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This is some next-level stage puking. This isn't even puking, it's projectile vomiting onto your friend after you gagged yourself. Because he wouldn't take you on the bet that you'd sleep in the equipment trailer if he drank your throw up. Yeah, we're real fucking horny now.