Seven Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Have y'all filed your taxes yet?

That Tuesday, April 17 deadline is right around the corner, folks. And unless you're pulling a Mitt Romney and keeping your change in foreign bank accounts, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Internal Revenue Service.

Our suggestion, file an extension and pop bottles this week with the likes of Tiësto, Oscar G, Louis Dee, and the rest of the EDM superstars who'll be spinning digital records 'round the barrier-island playground known as South Beach.

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