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RNC 2012: Five Hottest Parties, From Kid Rock to Sarah Palin's Porn Doppelganger!

See also "Ten Most Musical Politicians Ever: Barry Obama, Mitt the Mormon Honky, and Others!" and "DEVO's New Song About Mitt Romney's Dog-on-Roof Incident."



There is an old conservative adage that goes something like, "There ain't no party like a right-wing party, 'cause a right-wing party don't stop."

Party in this instance does not refer to a political caucus. But, in fact, an actual leisure-time celebration, complete with porn stars, music legends, and a Southern-rock themed nü-metal MC who may or may not have given/contracted Hepatitus to/from Pamela Anderson.



In an election year, there's no bigger party than the mass gathering of illuminati millionaires and self-defeating poor people than the Republican National Convention.



Just check the cut for Crossfade's five hottest parties at the 2012 edition of the GOP's Super Bowl.

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