Despite the fact Rihanna's breasts offended an Irish farmer last year, the 24-year-old singer showed 'em off last night in the Big Apple, just six days before one of Ireland's most celebrated feasts, St. Patrick's Day.
According to Media Takeout, "Rihanna was spotted in NYC last night" wearing little more than a see-through black top and nipple rings, ripped jeans, and oversized work boots.
Quite frankly, the pop princess' outfit leads us to believe that the Barbadian's back with former boyfriend/physical abuser, Chris Brown. Check the picture below for evidence.
Aha! The proof's in the work boots.
Clearly RiRi's rocking Breezy's kicks, an emasculating gesture that proves Chris Brown has (a) tiny feet and (b) become Rihanna's "bitch."
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Last month, the sadomasochistic pair teamed up for a kinky collaboration, "Birthday Cake (Remix)." On The-Dream- and Da Internz-produced track, Rihanna lyrically tempts Breezy to "lick the icing off." But before he gets to "fuck [Rihanna] right now," Brown must submit.
"Ooo, baby, I like it/It's so exciting/Don't try to hide it/Imma make you my bitch."