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Rihanna Gets “Faded,” Watches Strippers Simulate Cunnilingus, Makes It Rain

Early this morning, Rihanna watched two women simulate cunnilingus. And according to the Barbadian superstar, her "daddy would be proud." At 5:02 a.m., Ri-Ri tweeted a picture of herself at a New York City strip club holding a stack of dollar bills while making it rain on a couple of...
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Early this morning, Rihanna watched two women simulate cunnilingus. And according to the Barbadian superstar, her “daddy would be proud.”

At 5:02 a.m., Ri-Ri tweeted a picture of herself at a New York City strip club holding a stack of dollar bills while making it rain on a couple of exotic dancers.

One of the strippers is pictured laying on her back and spreading her thick legs high in the air while her co-worker, crouching like a baseball catcher in heels, flicking her tongue just inches from the other’s genitalia.

About an hour before hitting the strip club last night, Rihanna tweeted, “Best stress reliever = [strippers].” Admittedly, she was feeling a little tipsy.

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“My nigga I’m faded,” she said. “And I don’t give a phuck!”

Yes, faded and possibly jet-lagged … Ri-Ri had just returned from a week in Hawaii, arriving in New York City sometime around 11 a.m.

But whether it’s her nipple rings, topless farm work in Ireland, or Internet porn habit, the 24-year-old pop star is incredibly comfortable in her own skin. And an early morning simulated sex show is just another NSFW way for Rihanna to remind us, “[I’m] still going to do what I want to do.

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