If we could spend Thanksgiving hanging out with any rapper of our choosing, we would immediately select Rick Ross. Do we even have to tell you why?
For starters ... He's The Boss! And he's one of the phattest rappers alive.
But most importantly, the Teflon Don who (unlike God) never forgives, may be the most culinarily inclined MC of all time.
Here is a Thanksgiving Day feast, as prepared by Rick Ross's lyrics.