Rick Ross is having a party!
Unlike normal folks' birthdays, where overindulging on ice-cream cake and Wild Turkey is both the highlight and sad reality check that your life's accomplishments thus far are embarrassingly sub par, Rozay's soiree will almost certainly not suck.
Big homie's connected. So the guest list's gonna be a who's who of celebrity A-listers and "big booty hos."
But there's a dilemma ... What do you get a pimp with a "condo on Park Ave, the mansion in Boca, 20 bedrooms [whose] shit bigger than Oprah's?"
Last year, Dr. Dre outdid everybody when he presented Ross with a $100,000 wristwatch.
The custom Hublot was the size of friggin' Alfa Romero. It would've been loose around our thigh and cost more than 10 of our cars.
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Big homie's got everything. So do y'all have any suggestions on how to gift shop for the Bawse?
Rick Ross's Birthday Affair. With DJs Sam Sneak, Stevie J, and Don P. Sunday, January 27. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.