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Oy vey, what are you supposed to get a 36-year-old, 300-pound MC for his bar mitzvah? Do you go the quarter-pound of OG Kush route? Or the subtly extravagant iPad sleeve made of purebred dachshund fur route?
And what’s the difference between a Black Bar Mitzvah and a standard run-of-the-mill bar mitzvah anyhow?
There’s so much to learn in such little time … Rick Ross’s Black Bar Mitzvah mixtape is dropping in just four days! Seriously, this guy does not stop.
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Take this past weekend, for example, when the MMG commander-in-chief had to throw down at the BET Hip-Hop Awards after Young Jeezy lost his mind and fucked with Maybach. And then Rozay’s protégé, Gunplay, had to open a can of fuck-you-up on one of seven G-Unit dudes who jumped him backstage.
How they find time for a mixtape is beyond us. Especially considering that Black Bar Mitzvah will be Rozay’s fourth major project this year.
Homie’s already clocked more work hours in 10 months than a Foxconn’s Taiyuan factory worker will in an entire year. And there’s no end in sight.
Ross also announced the 23-city Maybach Music Tour with Meek Mill, Wale, and special guest Machine Gun Kelly today.
It’s a brutal schedule, but that’s the life of a hustler.
Eh, it’s just another day at MMG.
Mazel tov, Rick Ross.
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