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R. Kelly's Six Most NSFW Moments

What 46-year-old man do the ladies want to just reach out and fondle? Who sings the dirtiest, freakiest things with a voice sweeter than sugar and smooth as molasses? What American icon can be caught in scandal, time and time again, yet still sell 38.5 million records?

There's only one man with the dichotomous sexual flair to pull off an offensive pee-pee video and a string of number ones. That man is Robert Sylvester Kelly, popularly known as R. Kelly, or sometimes just Kells.

This man is coming to make your bed squeal in the sultry night air. Or at the very least, he'll inspire some bed-squeaking with his live performance at the James L. Knight Center on Thursday, October 17.

But we figured you could use a heads up about what kind of kinky ish might go down. So here are R. Kelly's six most NSFW moments.

See also: R. Kelly Stole Miami's "Black Panties," Wrote Song About "Sweatin' Like a [email protected]#%er"

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.