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When Lil Wayne said, “Miami is my home. I’m home, bitch.,” it felt really good. I am a Miami native, born here. When Khaled mentioned that he had seen me on WSHH in the studio with Mack Maine and Kevin Rudolf, I felt like I just won a certificate of eligibility.
During the show Sunday night Weezy talked about God, sports,
individuality, bowling, Randy Savage, mountain sized crack rocks,
shooting himself in the chest, magnetic fields, and Vincent Van Gogh
while his $200,000 diamond teeth showered the people with love. Thank
you, Lil Wayne. For moving to Miami, and being real.
DJ Khaled went by the name “Arab Attack” until 9-11-01
and his hit-making studio is called Jerusalem. Some of us natives call
Miami the “New Jerusalem”. I mean, if Jesus were to come back, he most
definitely would want to live here. 305. We the best! But not only
that. Listen! Jerusalem by Sleep is one of my favorite albums of all time and I am listening to it as I write this blog. Jerusalem is also the shared capital city of
Israel and Palestine. So since Khaled is a Palestinian-American, and I
am a Jewy jew jew, I told him about my idea for a reality show called Driving DJ Khaled (I made up the name, don’t steal it you cyber thieves). Every time I see Khaled, he is driving his own Rolls Royce Phantom. Who the fuck drives their own RR? I will be like his Morgan Freeman, he will be like Ms. Daisy.
Know what I’m sayin? C’mon Khaled. Lets take it to MTV! K. Foxx dipped
on your ass, and we miss her. You need to pull some Flavor Flav shit,
dawg. This is a subliminal message (please watch video above a million
times).
