This could possibly be the weirdest sex scandal ever released. As you may have heard, according to the Washington Post, a police report has just been found which lists Al Gore (yes, that Al Gore) as the suspect in a complaint reporting unwanted sexual contact.
Apparently, the former Vice President of the United States requested sexual acts from a 54-year-old massage therapist who refers to herself as "Grandma." We're not kidding. She goes into great detail with descriptions of the day in question in the 73-page report.
What we found most riveting, though, is the detail he used Pink's "Dear Mr. President" as his soundtrack for his seduction attempt.
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The song was "Dear Mr. President" by Pink.... As soon as he had it playing, he turned to me and he immediately flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop me, pinning me down and outweighing me by quite a bit. "Get off me, you big lummox!" I loudly yelled protested to him...
We lay on our sides a couple feet apart, looking at each other as he played the song, him singing along with it as if he were revealing deep feelings like some bizarre karaoke and me stuck there.... He prevailed upon me to listen to just this one other song about women's feelings and their inner self and trust that he said his wife introduced him to, which is about a woman choosing to let a man into her deeper self or some such things.
See the song in question below, and tell us: Would you use it to seduce a 54-year-old massage therapist (or anyone, really)?