Pig Destroyer Announces Savage Grindcore, Black T-Shirt Convention at Churchill's Pub

When it comes to metal (be it heavy, hair, stoner, black, gluten-free), there is only one color ... Extra-dark black. We can already hear the posers whining, "But black is a pigment!" Do you think grindcore savages Pig Destroyer gives a hot fuck about the absorption of all color in...

By Matt Preira

October 10, 2012

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When it comes to metal (be it heavy, hair, stoner, black, gluten-free), there is only one color ... Extra-dark black.

We can already hear the posers whining, "But black is a pigment!"

Do you think grindcore savages Pig Destroyer gives a hot fuck about the absorption of all color in the visible spectrum? Hell no!

In fact, the only thing Pig Destroyer has ever given even a lukewarm fuck about in its fifteen year existence is grinding harder, faster, and more brutally than any other gang of swine butchers on Planet Earth. And now Churchill's Pub will get a taste, courtesy of extreme music connoisseurs, Speedfreek.

As for the all-black-everything aesthetic? Maybe it has something to do with the totally brutal need to do laundry?

Pig Destroyer. Presented by Speedfreak. With Maruta, God Harvest, Priapus, and others. Saturday, December 15. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Call 305-757-1807 or visit churchillspub.com.

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