Your mama is so one-in-a-million. Just, like, the best you ever had.
So why not make up for all that bitching you did when she was just trying to raise you right? Go show her a good time this Mother's Day.
Sure, sexy isn't what we usually think mom needs. But it's exactly what she wants. And that's why the historically suave Fontainebleau Miami Beach is allowing you to pay $350 per night to let Mom pretend smooth crooner Ne-Yo is your daddy.
This is the hotel's third round of spend-a-holiday-with-a-famous-stud, AKA the BleauLive series, which has also given fans the opportunity to get drunk off Voli Vodka with Pitbull for Labor Day and stuff a turkey with Ricky Martin for Thanksgiving.
As usual, the BleauLive Mother's Day deal provides three options at tiered prices. Basic moms get the "Fan Package" with two general admission passes to the performance, plus access to the Malibu Red open bar, complimentary valet, and an ocean-view guest room.
Meanwhile, "VIP Package" mamas step up the swag for an extra $50 per night and receive special seats at the show.
But dropping more stacks on that rack makes Mommy a "High Roller." For $550 a night, she gets all that standard stuff plus a special brunch for two and a chance to meet Ne-Yo himself.
When the smooth crooner starts hitting on your moms, though, keep your mouth shut. She didn't bring you into this world to be a cock block.
BleauLive Presents Ne-Yo Packages
Fan Package
$350 per night
-Oceanview guestroom
-Two general-admission passes to a performance featuring Ne-Yo with two-hour Malibu Red open bar
-Bleau Fan welcome amenity
-Access for two into Malibu Red private lounge throughout the weekend
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout on Mother's Day
VIP Package
$400 per night
-Oceanview guestroom
-Two VIP viewing area passes to a performance featuring Ne-Yo with two-hour Malibu Red open bar
-VIP welcome amenity
-Access for two into Malibu Red private lounge throughout the weekend
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout on Mother's Day
High Roller Package
$550 per night
-Oceanview guestroom
-Two High Roller viewing passes to a performance featuring Ne-Yo with two-hour Malibu Red open-bar
-Access for two into Malibu Red meet-and-greet with Ne-Yo
-High Roller welcome amenity
-Mother's Day brunch for two
-Access for two into Malibu Red private lounge throughout the weekend
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout on Mother's Day Sunday
BleauLive Presents Ne-Yo. Friday, May 11, to Sunday, May 13. Fontainebleau Miami Beach, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. One- to three-day hotel packages cost $350 to $550 per night via fontainebleau.com.
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