If you or I were gonna hit the beach, we'd probably just pull on a pair of board shorts or a bikini, slather on some sunscreen, and go swimming.
But we're not rich, sexy, and blessed with entirely all-natural assets like singer, model, and Pitbull protegee Nayer. So when this stacked mamacita hits the shore, she's obviously gonna be wearing a skintight black catsuit with slashes up her ass and across the boobs.
Now it must be a real bitch when a thousand grains of sand get trapped in this type of totally inappropriate beach attire. Nevertheless, Nayer's rockin' rubber and rollin' around for her new music video, "Suave (Kiss Me)," co-starring Pit and smooth crooner Mohombi.
Of course, "Suave" is perfectly PG-13. But if, like Crossfade, you watch it a dozen times, it's starts to look like a pretty explicit piece of work.
The song's title seems to be a euphemistic reference to cunnilingus. The opening lyrics ("Suavamente! Besame! I'm ready to do whatever if you take me away") establish the cost (i.e. a nice beach-side vacation package) of that kind of action. And the video itself is packed with crotch grabs, boobie shots, and suggestive images of roiling, rushing, foamy surf.
So if you like oral sex on the beach, you'll love "Suave."
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