| Video |

Nayer and Pitbull's "Suave (Kiss Me)" Video Is All About (Oral) Sex on the Beach

Keep New Times Free
I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Miami and help keep the future of New Times free.

If you or I were gonna hit the beach, we'd probably just pull on a pair of board shorts or a bikini, slather on some sunscreen, and go swimming.

But we're not rich, sexy, and blessed with entirely all-natural assets like singer, model, and Pitbull protegee Nayer. So when this stacked mamacita hits the shore, she's obviously gonna be wearing a skintight black catsuit with slashes up her ass and across the boobs.

Now it must be a real bitch when a thousand grains of sand get trapped in this type of totally inappropriate beach attire. Nevertheless, Nayer's rockin' rubber and rollin' around for her new music video, "Suave (Kiss Me)," co-starring Pit and smooth crooner Mohombi.

Of course, "Suave" is perfectly PG-13. But if, like Crossfade, you watch it a dozen times, it's starts to look like a pretty explicit piece of work.

The song's title seems to be a euphemistic reference to cunnilingus. The opening lyrics ("Suavamente! Besame! I'm ready to do whatever if you take me away") establish the cost (i.e. a nice beach-side vacation package) of that kind of action. And the video itself is packed with crotch grabs, boobie shots, and suggestive images of roiling, rushing, foamy surf.

So if you like oral sex on the beach, you'll love "Suave."

Follow Crossfade on Facebook and Twitter @Crossfade_SFL.

Keep Miami New Times Free... Since we started Miami New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Miami, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Miami with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.


Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Miami.


Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Miami.