Miley Cyrus's $1 Million Offer for Girl-on-Girl Porn: From Scissor Action to Horse Play

Miley Cyrus already ate the whole cake. But now a porn company wants her to try XXX star Jessie Andrews too. Sex.com media director Martin Ellison has reached out to Cyrus's reps about getting the Disney-turned-dubstep sexpot into a soft-core porn remake of the "Decisions" music video, according to TMZ...

By Victor Gonzalez

November 5, 2012

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Miley Cyrus already ate the whole cake. But now a porn company wants her to try XXX star Jessie Andrews too.

Sex.com media director Martin Ellison has reached out to Cyrus's reps about getting the Disney-turned-dubstep sexpot into a soft-core porn remake of the "Decisions" music video, according to TMZ.

Instead of making out with fiancée Liam Hemsworth, a naked Miley would have to French kiss her "Decisions" video co-star Jessie Andrews for $1 million.

It's that easy, and "entirely up to [Miley]" to push the bi-curiosity any further. The earning potential is outstanding.

Check out Crossfade's proposed porno pay scale after the jump.

See also:

-Miley Cyrus Loves Penis (Cake)

-Miley Cyrus Flashes Side Boob, Says Sex Is "Cool"

-Miley Cyrus Makes Sexy Vid With Miami-Born Porn Star Jessie Andrews

-Miley Cyrus's Dubstep Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Scissor Me Timbers

Miley and porn star BFF Jessie Andrews can recreate that scene from South Park where Ms. Garrison (formerly Mr. Garrison) realizes she's into women and learns how to scissor.

Barnyard Money Shot, $50,000

Miley already made out with a horse in the PG-13 version of "Decisions," why not go all the way in the XXX cut?

Eiffel Tower, $100,000

Urban Dictionary defines the Eiffel Tower as "a threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape."

But for an extra $50,000, Miley's co-stars would have to include fiancée Liam Hensworth and a goat from the original "Decisions" video, at least. After all, Ellison is "quite confident that we can secure the same venue, along with the same goats and little people."

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