Miley Cyrus Is Getting Married! Two-Tiered Penis Cake and Other Wedding Predictions

Miley Cyrus is getting hitched.

After about a year of exploring her sexuality, running around barefoot and braless in Los Angeles, and allegedly becoming a pot head, the 19-year-old pop princess is ready to settle down with boyfriend of three years and The Hunger Games star, Liam Hemsworth.

"I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam," Cyrus told People magazine yesterday.

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