You don't have to be a royal to party like a high roller in the 305, especially when the weekend comes around.
That's because no matter how broke you may be, you can bet all those coins in your pocket that you'll end up spending the night at a cheap rager.
To help you win that bet (and some money while you're at it too), we here at Crossfade are hooking up you club rats with Miami's party guide for the broke.
See also: Miami's Six Best Club Parties This Week
Roller Disco. With DJ Victor Rosado. Friday, February 6, 10 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via grandcentralmiami.com. Age 18 and up. "Keep cool, practice your figure eights," and get ready to boogie on wheels at Grand Central's totally groovy Roller Disco party.
Conquer Miami. With Fat Joe, DJ Affect, Justina, Shiragirl, Klutch, Kyan, Kbetta, and Melion. Friday, February 6, 9 p.m. Therapy Miami, 60 NE 11th St., Miami; 786-542-5082; therapy305.com. Free with RSVP via getconquer.com/party. Ages 21 and up. "Black bottles, black models, Cuban cigars." The Don Cartagena AKA Fat Joe has returned, and he's gonna Conquer Miami with a free hip-hop throwdown at Therapy.
See also: Miami's Five Best Concerts This Week
Downtown Full Moon Party: Carnivale Neomnia. With music by Tamboka, Ephniko, Chilly, Pergo, and others. Friday, February 6, 9 p.m. The Social Lubricant, 167 NW 23rd St., Miami; 786-409-2241; tsllounge.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via eventbrite.com, or $15 to $20 at the door, so get them early. Ages 21 and up. "Get into the spirit of Carnaval" and celebrate the full moon lunar phase with music, fire spinners, and drummers at the Downtown Full Moon Party.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Sébastien Léger and Justin James. With Carabetta & Doons. Presented by Humans Alike and PUSH Fridays. Friday, February 6, 11 p.m. Steam Miami, 30 NE 14th St., Miami; 30 NE 14th St., Miami; 786-516-3393; steammiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Experience world class techno" and get funky with Mistakes Music's Sébastien Léger and MINUS' Justin James at Steam.
Corona's Electric Frozen Beach. With DJ Icey, Merlyn, Supernaut, and Shade. Saturday, February 7, 4 to 8 p.m. The Clevelander Hotel, 1020 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach; 305-532-4006; clevelander.com. Free with RSVP via email@example.com. Ages 21 and up. Get ready for a snowstorm of booze and bass at Corona's Electric Frozen Beach with "Jamlando's" DJ Icey and the rest of the party crew at the Clevelander.
Around the World in 60 Minutes. Saturday, February 7, 7 to 9 p.m. Bas Fisher Invitational, 100 NE 11th St., Miami; 786-877-7280; basfisherinvitational.com. Go "Around the World in 60 Minutes" as DJs Le Spam and Waterbed Kev AKA DJ Spike Driver AKA DJ Rabbit Foot spin "rare vintage vinyls" from the Smithsonian's Folkways Records collection at BFI.
The Band In Heaven. With Me Chinese and Johnny Raincloud and the Downers. Saturday, February 7, 11 p.m. Kill Your Idol, 222 Española Way, Miami Beach; 305-534-1009; facebook.com/killyouridolmiami. Free. Ages 21 and up. Sip on some "Dandelion Wine" and "fill your lungs with song" as West Palm Beach's Band In Heaven, Me Chinese, and Johnny Raincloud and the Downers take over KYI.
Confessions. Opening night with Maayan Nidam and Doomwork. Saturday, February 7, 11 p.m. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Free entry and open bar till midnight. Ages 21 and up. Release your musical inhibitions and "let the flow of euphoric sounds free your inner soul" with Maayan Nidam at Treehouse's Confessions' kickoff party.
Fading Formats Swap Meet. Sunday, February 8, 5 to 9 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. Free. Ages 18 and up. Trade in your Britney Spears CD collection for that 1991 Nintendo console and watch all your "collector's dreams" come true at Gramps' Fading Formats Swap Meet.
Gift Shop Girls. With Drül, Moirae, SewerSlutz, Münks, and Paranoid Existence. Sunday, February 8, 8 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. $5. Go all out with Panama City's Gift Shop Girls, Drül, Moirae, and the rest of the punks and rockers at Churchill's.
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