Chug that coquito and do el Burrito Sabanero. Christmas has fallen upon the 305.
And in the spirit of the holiday season, we're gonna hit up the twinkling Magic City streets for some boozy X-Mas action.
So ditch that tacky reindeer sweater, slip on your little black dress, and party it up with this week's six best club bashes, from MatzoBall madness and Kaskade at LIV to Laidback Luke at Space to Skrillex at Story.
See also: Miami's Ten Best NYE 2015 Parties
MatzoBall. With DJs Tony G and Ruen. Wednesday, December 24, 9 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $50 plus fees via eventbrite.com. Ages 21 to 35. Jewish, single, and ready to mingle? Chances are Mr. or Mrs. Right (Now) is waiting for you at the MatzoBall.
See also: Miami's Five Best Concerts This Week
Fedde Le Grand. The Tales of Tomorrow Christmas Tour. Friday, December 26, 11 p.m. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Dutch party boy Fedde Le Grand knows how to throw one hell of a rager. So brace yourself for a night of hardcore uhntz-uhntz at Mansion.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Laidback Luke. In the terrace with Damaged Goods. Saturday, December 27, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $25 to $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. VIP table packages are available. Ages 21 and up. Follow the "Flashing Lights" to Space and experience the kung fu EDM action of Laidback Luke.
Kaskade. With Mednas. Saturday, December 27, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $75 to $125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Sure, those "Summer Nights" may have ended, but in Miami, the heat always keeps on rising. So crank up the temperature and got hot and heavy on the dance floor with Kaskade at LIV.
Oscar G. With Felipe Kaval and Kid Nemesis. Presented by Nikki at Night. Sunday, December 28, 7 p.m. Nikki Beach Miami, 1 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach; 305-538-1111; nikkibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get "Hypnotized" with the most diehard Miami DJ you'll ever meet on the shore at Nikki Beach.
Skrillex. Sunday, December 28, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Watch Skrillex drop the bass and set off the "Ragga Bomb" at Story.
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