Rock that beaded Cleopatra wig and diamond-studded tiara... It's ball time.
Sure, it may just be Wednesday, but in Miami, we always party like royalty. So gather your crew of party kings and queens and hit these Magic City streets for the six best club bashes this week.
See also: Miami's Five Best Concerts This Week
Tube & Berger. Deeper Sessions Tour with Dance Spirit. Thursday, December 11, 11 p.m. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 to 415 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Go Deep with German house heads Arndt Rörig and Marco Vidovic AKA Tube & Berger at Treehouse.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Teyana Taylor. Album release party with DJs Stevie J, A Fly Guy, and Iron Lyon. Thursday, December 11, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. From making her TV debut on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen in 2007 to starring in Jay Z's "Blue Magic" music vid to being signed to Kanye West's GOOD Music label, Teyana Taylor's always been about "Business." Now, the reality TV star turned recording artist is gonna party it up in the 305 in celebration of her debut album, VII at Story.
Goldroom. With JBZ and Cole Sidner. Friday, December 12, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. Dance till "Sunrise" with LA's Goldroom as Josh Legg brings his "nostalgic romance of tropical textures and soulful rhythms" to Bardot.
Claude Vonstroke. With Danyelino and Hardline. Presented by Link Miami Rebels. Friday, December 12, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $20 to $25 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Ages 21 and up. Party like an animal with Dirtybird boss man Claude Vonstroke at Trade.
Music On. With Marco Carola and Stacey Pullen. Saturday, December 13, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. See what happens when Marco Carola's "driving, groove-laden signature sets" hit SoBe for his Music On residency at Story.
Femmes Fatales. With Silvie Loto, DJ Lisa Kensington, and Nikki V. Saturday, December 13, 10 p.m. Do Not Sit on the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach; 510-550-5067; facebook.com/DoNotSit. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via residentadvisor.net, or $20 at the door. Ages 21 and up. No one does techo like Silvie Loto, DJ Lisa Kensington, Nikki V, and the Femmes Fatales at Don't Sit.
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