Has it always been your dream for someone to pay attention to you? Perhaps your parents ignored you as a child? Or you were too afraid to speak up during those awkward teenage years?
Well, that's why God created music journalism, so we could compartmentalize all the painful trials and tribulations of adolescence and pretend all those years you spent listening to Kid A alone in your high-school cafeteria was in preparation for this very moment.
Yes, Miami New Times and Crossfade are looking for contributors. (Therapy not included!) We are seeking writers who are funny, smart, and engaged, clever scribes who understand music, nightlife, and the Miami scene.
Applicants should send a résumé and three writing clips to email@example.com.