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Madonna's Top Ten NSFW Moments

Madonna is a dirty, old lady.



And though she wasn't always old, the Queen of Pop has been a hot and proud taboo-smashing slut from birth. Even before becoming famous, Ms. Madonna Louise Ciccone was making thought-provoking egg porn.



She's also burned through an insanely long line of famous and unfamous suitors. She's published an entire book of erotica, starring her own naked body. She's challenged the church's sexual mores by dressing like a skanky nun who uses the crucifix like a sex toy.



She's done it "Like a Virgin," brought gay dancing to MTV, and palled around with raunchy lesbian comics like Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O'Donnell. And even at 53, she was still flashing titties all over the globe, going strong and sex-crazed as ever.



Now that Madonna's 54, who knows what she's going to pull when her MDNA tour humps into Miami's American Airlines Arena? But as fair warning, here are the ten nastiest things she's done thus far.



See also:

-Madonna Sells Out Miami Concert, Adds Second Show on November 20

-Madonna Flashes Nipple in Turkey and Makes Creepy Old Lady Face (NSFW)

-Madonna's MDNA Official Afterparty Rollin' Into Grand Central Miami on November 20

-Madonna Crashes Avicii's Set at Ultra 2012, Namedrops Ecstasy, Shakes "Meaty ASS"


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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.