Has anyone seen Molly?
Madonna was looking for that bitch when she was in town for Ultra Music Festival. Maybe you could hook Madge up with Ms. Molls when she comes through the MIA again in November?
But don't get too popped off during Ms. Ciccone's two-night stay at the American Airlines Arena. Everyone knows the real fun begins at the post-show bash, and the official MDNA Tour afterparty will be rollin' into Grand Central on Tuesday, November 20.
Coming 44 crazy and controversial nights into the Madge's ninth concert tour, you know it'll be time to blow off some steam.
So once the main show finishes up, with all its fake guns, swastikas, and catchy pop songs about partying, just stumble two blocks down the street to GC. You can even do that in your stilettos, Material Girl!
Madonna superfriend and Miami fave DJ Tracy Young will be spinning all the anthems to help you "Vogue" on the dance floor and celebrate all things MDNA.
Plus, there's going to be a bunch of giveaways and specialty items for you to get your pretty little hands on. Maybe you can be the "Lucky Star."
Official MDNA Afterparty. With DJ Tracy Young. Tuesday, November 20. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The party starts at 10 p.m. and tickets cost $20 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-377-2277 or visit grandcentralmiami.com.
Madonna. Monday, November 19, and Tuesday, November 20. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. The shows start at 8 p.m. and tickets cost $48 to $386.50 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Call 786-777-1000 or visit aaarena.com.