Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Raising Baby in Miami?! Seven Predictions

Fiscal Cliff? Boring. But celebrity baby announcements? Now that's what we call news.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby! Last night, the 35-year-old rapper channeled his inner Ricky Ricardo, dedicating part of his Atlantic City concert to his "Perfect Bitch" and her childbearing hips.

"Stop the music for a second. Stop the music," West demanded. "Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?"

Wooo! But Crossfade would also like to take this opportunity to predict Kimye Jr.'s upbringing in Miami-Dade County.

After all, the power couple has been in the market for a $10 million mansion since October.

See also:

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-Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Moving Into $10-Million Miami Mansion!?

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