Ahoy, beat freaks!!!
The bad news: Holy Ship!!! 2014 is sold out.
The slightly less bad news: You can join a waiting list, just in case some weak-ass cruiser cops out and cancels his trip.
And now the good news: Everyone's favorite uhntz-uhtnz-ing high seas adventure has just announced a 45-act lineup that's totally loaded with experienced EDM cruisers like Skrillex, Duck Sauce's A-Trak and Armand Van Helden, and blonde beach-y beefcake Diplo.
Hopefully, you've already secured a portside cabin. 'Cause, like, just check the cut for Holy Ship!!! 2014's epic oceanbound lineup.
Holy Ship !!! 2014 Lineup
-Chromeo (DJ Set)
-Disclosure (DJ Set)
-Armand Van Helden
-Shlohmo (DJ Set)
-Anime Edge & Dance
-Samo Sound Boy
Holy Ship!!! 2014. Thursday, January 9, to Sunday, January 12, 2014. MSC Divina, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. The cruise is sold out. Visit holyship.com.
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