Just count the exclamation points ...
With every passing year, Hard Events' electronic dance music cruise only gets more epic. And Crossfade can vouch for that fact 'cause we've been aboard the MSC Poesia for each and every edition of this EDM rager at sea since 2011.
Now prepping its third uhntz-uhntz-ing trip upon the high seas (i.e. Holy Ship!!!), it's tough to imagine how the whole Hard crew will outdo itself in 2014.
Better DJs? More bros? Smaller weed leaf pasties?
So far, the entirety of the Holy Ship!!! master plan hasn't been revealed. But HARD, Cloud 9 Adventures, and The Bowery Presents just confirmed that the MSC Poesia shall indeed sail again.
The EDM cruise's exact 2014 dates, lineup, and on-board activities remain a beat-freaking mystery. However, Holy Ship!!! cabins can be pre-booked in less than three weeks.
On Tuesday, March 5, at noon, all returning cruisers will get a shot at securing a spot on the MSC Poesia by plunking down a $250 deposit.
But newbees to uhntz-uhntz-ing upon the high seas are gonna have to wait till the next day -- Wednesday, March 6, at noon -- for a chance to pay their way aboard the party boat.
Worried about laying down a couple hundred bucks without knowing all the details?
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Well, it's smart to be careful with your cash. Because as HARD and its crew warns: "Any unused pre-books are subject to cancellation penalties."
But ... Better DJs? More bros? Smaller weed leaf pasties? We bet Holy Ship!!! is gonna be epic.
Just count the exclamation points.