By now, anybody who knows me knows how much I love the titties, so much so that I generally waste away many a sentence with the beautiful English expression, "Ain't that the tits!" That said, I'm gonna go ahead and lend my full support to Antisteez.com's editrix Goobs and her crudade against breast cancer, because I love tits and I hate cancer!
Now in its second year at (((Shake))) at the Vagabond, the event benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation. This edition features a live performance by Alukard as well as sets by the resident Shake DJs, Alex Caso, DZA, and A-Train. They'll keep the place bumping and grinding which is a great thing to have when you're dealing with tits.
And there's gonna be a fucking dunk tank in the patio, where you'll get a chance there to dunk New Times staff muckraker Francisco Alvarado, among others! A dunk tank is another great thing to have when dealing with tits. So show your love for the titties and come on out to the Vagabond! This is a great cause and that is most certainly, the tits!
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