We're talking ZZ Top, and you will know them by their trail of beards.
They're from Houston, a city so city full of gold grills, candypaint, lean, slang, and pirates that it might as well be called Miami.
And tonight, the Texas blues, rock, and boogie boys, put it down with nearly half a century of swag, millions of records sold, weed, whiskey, and wild, wild women backing them up.
The Hard Rock Live, and its massive sound display system, giant flashing lights, and easy parking host the event, which means you'll get exactly what you pay for in the ticket price.
For sheer lyrical ability, instrumental prowess, hit songs, and stage presence, ZZ Top are OG fucking badasses. They're rock 'n' roll legends, and they're going stronger than ever.
ZZ Top. Wednesday, June 8. Hard Rock Live, One Seminole Way, Hollywood. The show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets cost $35 to $65 via ticketmaster.com. Call 954-327-7625 or visit hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com.