Only boring people spend the season singing silly songs in the company of loved ones while getting stuffed full of fruitcake, sucking back Manischewitz, and forging lovely lasting memories.
So be cool like Crossfade. Go get so wasted that you forget it's Christmas! Uhntz-uhntz with the Matzo crowd! Headbang through the holidays!
See also:
-Too Short Raps for Jews: "It's Hanukkah, Baby, Now Move That Ass Over"
-A Skrillex Christmas and Ten Outrageous Light Displays Synched With Crappy Music
-DMX Goes Hard on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Cover, Shuts Bing Crosby Down
