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Miami’s own DJ Khaled has assembled an all-star team, drafting players Weezy fucking baby and Paul Wall as guards, Fat Joe as center, and forwards Pitbull and Rick Ross. There’s a bleacher full of screaming bitches; still, the boys are all lookin’ to score the same broad: your baby’s mama.
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