Dirtybird NYE at Grand Central Miami: Claude VonStroke, Justin Martin, J. Phlip, Kill Frenzy

Bass, bass and more fucking bass.

If your main erogenous zone is that spot in your solar plexus that gets pummeled by low-end sonic frequencies, inciting your gluteus maximus muscles to start gyrating of their own accord, then look no further than Dirtybird's label showcase at Grand Central for New Year's Eve.

Because as everyone in the world knows -- especially any respectable Miami bass kid -- the Dirtybirds party like it's 2012 and they're single-handedly bringing the Mayan bassocalypse to wreak end-times destruction on the dancefloor.

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"If there is one thing we have always been about with Dirtybird, since the beginning, it's bass, fun, and ass-clapping," Justin Martin told Crossfade back in March.

"The 808 bass sound is one of the most amazing sounds on this planet. You can have just an 808 bass note and a clap alone and you have a beat that can shake an entire dancefloor into a frenzy."

A Dirtybird NYE. With Claude VonStroke, Justin Martin, J. Phlip, and

Kill Frenzy. Presented by Poplife and Young Hearts. Monday, December 31.

Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Call 305-377-2277 or visit

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Sean Levisman