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Just when you thought the fact that Miley Cyrus loves penis cake was officially too hot to handle … TMZ has revealed that Miley ain’t the only one who’s got a need for desserts fashioned after gargantuan shlongs.
Yes, it’s true, Demi Moore has been implicated in The Great Penis Cake Caper, fresh from checking in-and-out of rehab after a marathon of blasting whip-its like she was Charlie Sheen or Vanilla Ice at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Check the jump for the sordid, frosted details.
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As explicated in the clip above, Demi Moore has been going buck-fucking-wild. And who better to get down, dirty and straight up nasty with than pop-princess-turned-sullied-strumpet Miley “Pass the Salvia” Cyrus.
And in exchange for a taste of her youthful sexual belligerence, you know Miley was totally down to scarf some testicular treats with Demi Moore, from whom she learned how to give a proper lap dance.
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