Who is "Chris Bosh's wife"?
Well, we here at Crossfade, like everyone else living in Heat Nation, know her as Adrienne Williams, a lovely Venezuelan lady who secretly married the (almost) seven-footer in 2011 and then gave birth to a beautiful baby Bosh in 2012.
But... The rest of America knows Mrs. Chris only as that booty Lil Wayne allegedly popped after disdainfully humping his way through the whole Heat locker room.
As the Young Money maniac blurted at Sunday's Beats by Dre's NBA All-Star Game finale party: "Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade!... And, and, and, I fucked Chris Bosh wife!"
Last night, though, Adrienne snapped back at Lil Wayne and his "fuck" claims via Twitter.
UPDATE Weezy isn't banned from basketball. The NBA says it's "not true" that the Miami Heat got him blacklisted.
With her Twitter status locked to "LOVING HIM, LOVING ME- LIFE IS GOOD!," the lady Bosh changed her profile pic to an Instagram composite of the happy NBA family at home.
Then, with a wedding photo of the Boshes' clutched, ring-studded hands looming in the Twitter background, Mrs. Chris delivered her riposte to Weezy's skeezy insinuations.
She retweeted several messages of support, obliquely aimed at the Young Money maniac and his psycho rant, like:
-- Valerie Crawford (@vspeaks) February 18, 2013
#TodayICan ignore those who live in hate for their own ego, and keep my eyes on pure love. They will never bring me down.
-- Nina Fike (@NinaFike) February 18, 2013
Some people create hate for profit, and some people create love for free.Pay no mind to the haters, embrace the love. #TodayICan
-- Rian Fike (@RianFike) February 18, 2013
Even Dwyane Wade's lady friend and Bad Boys II babe Gabby Union offered her Twitter support:
Some people attack those who have the peace & joy they wish they had! Pay them no mind! Live your dream, strut & wave.
-- Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) February 18, 2013
Through it all, lady Bosh is just trying to remain Zen.
Love and Light to all RT @yehudaberg: Unconditional love is the only thing that can conquer hatred.
-- Adrienne Bosh (@MrsAdrienneBosh) February 19, 2013
She's even planning a "Kundalini yoga" sesh this morning. "Start your day off right!"
Oh, and let's not forget... "WEEZY GO HOME!"
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