Take a shower. Pop a pill. Slip into another little black dress.
For the truly dedicated Art Basel Miami Beach attendee... The arty party ends at dawn. The gallery-going begins before noon. And the #ABMB bashes resume as soon as last night's hangover wears off.
That leaves just hours to make after-dark arrangements. Maybe you wanna go twerkin' with Miley Cyrus and art-world bigwigs. Or perhaps you'd rather enjoy drinks and dancing with high-brow EDM types like James Murphy, Martin Buttrich, and Horsemeat Disco.
Just check the cut for today's Basel party guide.
See also: Basel 2014's Ten Best Parties
Jeffrey Deitch, Tommy Hilfiger, and V Magazine's Art Basel Opening Night Party. Performance by Miley Cyrus. Raleigh Hotel, 1775 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Event from 10 p.m. to midnight. By invitation only. Visit raleighhotel.com.
James Murphy. Presented by III Points. With Mr. Brown. Wednesday, December 3, 10 p.m., Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Tickets cost $30 to $38 via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-576-7750 or visit bardotmiami.com.
#9414 20 Years of Martin Buttrich. With Pete Tong, Danyelino, and Ms. Mada. Presented by Link and Miami Rebels. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami. Doors open at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $15 to $30 via residentadvisor.net. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-531-6666, or visit trademia.com.
Blow Up Art Basel 2014. With Marco Bailey and Ben Finx. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach. Doors open at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $10 to $20 via residentadvisor.net. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-674-4478, or visit treehousemiami.com.
Discobox with Horsemeat Disco. Basement, Miami Beach Edition, 2901 Collin Ave., Miami Beach. Doors at 11 p.m. Visit basementmiami.com.
MISHKA + MIA Skate Shop present Left Brain, Mike G, and Larry Susan (OFWGKTA). Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami. Visit grampsbar.com.
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Chrome Hearts Opening. With live performance by Zoe Kravitz of Lolawolf and DJ set by Atlanta de Cadenet. Chrome Hearts, 4025 NE Second Ave., Miami. Event is from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. By invitation only. Visit chromehearts.com.
Fuck Art, Let's Dance! With Radio Slave, Uchi, and Jevne. Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Doors open at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $10 to $15 via residentadvisor.net. Call 305-456-5613, or visit electricpicklemiami.com.
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