There ain't no party like a Miami party. 'Cause a Miami party don't stop.
But besides that undeniable truth, there's also the fact that a Miami party comes in, like, a million different permutations.
We live in a weird, sexy, superdiverse land of "Peanut Butter Jelly" time, Cuban-American country music hoedowns, horn-blowing punk circle pits, Carribean disco freakfests, and degenerate rock 'n' roll shows.
Need proof? Just check the cut for numbers 20 to 16 in Crossfade's epic list of the 50 Best Miami Bands of All Time.