Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Floormat

Floormats are always getting stepped on and run over. They eat dirt. If you got some dog shit on your kicks, they're the first to know. Life's not all just looking upskirts for a floormat. Hey, they've got it rough, but where would we be without them. Give thanks for...
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Floormats are always getting stepped on and run over. They eat dirt. If you got some dog shit on your kicks, they’re the first to know. Life’s not all just looking upskirts for a floormat. Hey, they’ve got it rough, but where would we be without them. Give thanks for floormats. Here’s what you might have missed last week.

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