Naked Sushi Model Pickup Lines

 - Ey beautiful, wanna play hide the temaki?- Nice sushi, wanna screw?- Your chopsticks would look better on my bedroom floor.- I wanna put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.- Baby, why you wearin' wasabi when you're so hot already?- Why don't you take some sushi off and get...
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– Ey beautiful, wanna play hide the temaki?
– Nice sushi, wanna screw?
– Your chopsticks would look better on my bedroom floor.
– I wanna put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.
– Baby, why you wearin’ wasabi when you’re so hot already?
– Why don’t you take some sushi off and get comfortable?
– Wanna make sticky rice?

 
— Jacob Katel

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