Halloween 2015: Make Your Own Halloween Whopper and Sexy Green Poop Costumes

Halloween is  that time of year when we all can truly let our freak flags fly. There’s no other day when we can safely indulge our secret fantasies, mock current events, or let our inner demons out for a breath of fresh air. Halloween is also the perfect time to hold a mirror to the world’s zeitgeist – and there’s nothing trendier than the Halloween Whopper and the resulting green poop that comes with every meal that reads like the Jolly Green Giant totally punk’d you, dude!

Now, you too can become the Halloween Whopper – or the resulting green poop this Halloween. And Miami-based Burger King will thank you.  

Not sure how to start? The good people at HalloweenCostumes.com have designed an easy tutorial that will have you ready for that party in no time. 

Devin Rubink of HalloweenCostumes.com says not only does his firm offer the largest selection of costumes around, but each year it provides some handy do-it-yourself tips so you can be the (zombie) belle of the ball on a budget. This year, Rubink says, the team wanted to lend expertise to helping people make a Halloween Whopper and green poop costume. “When we saw the headlines, we had a good chuckle, then went to work.”

To make the green poop, you start with a standard poop costume, like the company’s Tough S**t ($34.99). Then, cut off the sleeves with a pair of sharp scissors and proceeded to spray paint the entire thing an appropriate emerald hue. Want to turn that poop into sexy poop? According to the website’s instructions, you can spice up your poop, “by adding accessories, like a belt to cinch the waist, a pair of high heels, and some fishnet stockings.” A green wig, green lipstick, and green stockings are also recommended. 

Have a partner or a bestie? Dress him or her up as the Halloween Whopper. Start with a hamburger costume ($29.99) and use a black Sharpie to color in the bun, making sure to leave sesame seeds. 

HalloweenCostumes.com also sells the only authorized Burger King costume ($64.99) – complete with face mask in a creepy perma-smile. Why not invite a friend and make it a Halloween three-way (costume-wise, that is)?

If you’re planning on making these costumes, Rubnik says that HalloweenCostumes.com offers several shipping options so you can be sure to have your stuff in time. Just don’t wait too long, or you’re sure to have a crappy Halloween.