Closed Restaurants Roundup of Doom

The angel of death has swooped on Miami-Dade again. Here’s our most recent tally of restaurants that have fallen to the reaper’s scythe.

• Cheeseme – Nothin’ we can’t do ourselves with 2 wonderbreads, a Kraft single, waxpaper and an iron.
• I Corsini – Lee Klein said try harder.
• Hed Kandi Lounge – House music + food = barf.
• Ratatouille Hotel Clinton – Nobody cared.
• SOBE Gyro – Lost like a Tic Tac in a whale’s mouth.
• Maleewan Thai and Sushi – Family disowned and unoperated
• La Paloma – 1971 – 2009 RIP
• Sushi Square – Yelp love wasn’t enough
• Tatays – Flip cuisino gonarino.
• Bissaleh Cafe – Meaning “a little bit” in Yiddish. 10 years in, over and out.
• Matador Argentinian Steak House – Check their inspection record.
• Rockys Cheesesteak and Cheeseburgers – Find a new, cheap burger on 74th and Collins. – UPDATE: Our mistake, Rocky’s is in fact open for business, our records indicated a wrong phone number. Our apologies. Call Rocky’s at 305-861-5931