Mango’s Tropical Cafe: A Tourist Trap Revisited

If you live in Miami, you might have forgotten what it was like when you first moved here. You did, you know, tourist things such as enjoying a night out at Mango’s Tropical Café. The Ocean Drive institution is known for its colorful cast of character patrons, shows, and scantily-clad…

Sports Radio Host Andy Slater’s Ultimate At-Home Superbowl Party

​Andy Slater hosts the popular “Andy Slater Show” from noon to 3 p.m. weekdays on 640AM WFTL Radio, where he’s known for interviewing giants in sports. Andy has spoken with some of the greats, including Don King, Andre Dawson, Frank Robinson, Carlos Delgado, Adam Dunn, Frank Francisco and even O.J…

Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Totally Sucked

We know you’re gearing up for the big game this Sunday. Maybe you’re actually washing your Ben Rapistburger jersey for the first time all season, or polishing your cherished wedge of cheesehead. Whatever you’re doing, you’re getting pumped for Super Bowl Sunday. And we are too. Hell, why else would…

Help Crossfade Convince Peter, Bjorn and John to Play Miami!

On Monday, we wrote a letter to Fleet Foxes about their upcoming tour. We assured them that Miami’s music scene is on the up-and-come, and promised that if they came down here, we’d willingly fork over the price of admission for a night of culturally relevant indie rock. The band…

Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Didn’t Suck

Once again, it’s that magical time of year … Super Bowl! Hell, even people who could give a damn seem to get into the spirit. Like Jews shopping for Christmas gifts at Aventura Mall in mid-December, they’ll gather ’round the TV somewhere this Sunday with friends and loved ones, not…

Curried Chicken Day Today, Peach Melba Day Tomorrow…

…and National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day on Friday. No, I am not making this up. I’ve given you the designations for January 12, 13, and 14. January 15 is Strawberry Ice Cream Day, the 16th is National Fig Newton Day and International Hot & Spicy Day. January 17 is Hot…

Tiësto Spotted at Santa’s Enchanted Forest’s Techno Power

There are a lot of things we expect to encounter when going to Tropical Park in west Miami-Dade for Santa’s Enchanted Forest: chongas, carnies, awesome carnival food. But we definitely don’t expect to see a superstar DJ.Nevertheless, we spotted Tiësto there just the other day. Of course, not in person…

Christmas at Sam Wo

Every year come Christmas EveIt’s no secret where we goTo take our holiday reprieve –Yes, that’s right, Sam Wo.Crispy noodles, fluorescent dipWonton soup for Jews to sip.There are no trees with blinking lightsOr roaring fireplaceBut Sam Wo’s Cantonese delightsDo more than take their place…

Chef Jeremiah Bullfrog Tells All About His Stint at El Bulli

Frozen peas served in a dish at the famed Catalonian restaurant El Bulli? Apparently so. In an interview with Lisa Abend, author of the upcoming book “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: A Season in the Kitchen of Ferran Adria’s El Bulli,” Miami chef Jeremiah Bullfrog talks about the frozen peas and more…

Miami Needs Indie Food Shops and Restaurants

Fries. Cupcakes. Cocktails. You won’t find that trio at any chain restaurant, be it fast food, fast casual, or whatever the latest corporate cookie cutter term for frozen food is these days. China Grill Management isn’t interested in covering such eclectic territory, nor is Houston’s, Morton’s, STK, KFC, Burger King,…

Top Five Worst Edible Stocking Stuffers

According to tradition, bad kids receive coal in their Christmas stocking. But what’s worse? How about these five items?NutsNo message from Santa quite communicates that you’re a lousy lad better than a bag of nuts: almonds, walnuts, pecans, pistachios, and chestnuts. Hard as rock and inedible…

It Takes a Gingerbread Village to Get Into the Christmas Spirit

It seems like the cold snap got Fairmont Turnberry Isle pastry chef Chelsey Hawks into the Christmas spirit. She spent 150 hours building not a gingerbread house (like last year), but a whole village complete with an elf pub. Hic! We wonder how long it’ll be before someone tries to…

Miami Needs An Ethiopian Restaurant For Christmas

Some of the bloggers at Short Order are creating a holiday wish list for Miami’s food scene. Also on the list is better service and a good deli.Querido Niño Dios, I’m going to make it easy on you. What I’d really like this Christmas is for an Ethiopian restaurant to…

Post Hanukkah Wish: A Good Deli in Miami

Some of the bloggers at Short Order are creating a holiday wish list for Miami’s food scene. Click here to read some of our other wishes.Dear Hanukkah Harry,I realize yesterday was the last night of Hanukkah but I forgot about my most sincere wish! Please, please deliver me a local…

Miami Food Scene Wish List: A Citywide Service Intervention

Starting today, some of the bloggers at Short Order are creating a holiday wish list for Miami’s food scene. Click here to read more of our holiday wishes.  Dear Santa,Anyone who’s known me longer than a week gets to hear me crow about how much better things are in Chicago,…

Five Ways To Prevent Thanksgiving Guests From Lingering Too Long

​We all know the feeling: Turkey dinner is completed, the stories have been told, everyone has seemingly enjoyed themselves to a reasonable extent, and most of the guests have had the good sense to say thanks and goodnight – the key word here being “most”. Invariably one or two will…