Praying for Better Brickell Restaurants

It’s enticing to bring out-of-town friends to Brickell and show them Miami’s progress as an action-packed metropolis. They can walk to one of three Publix stores or buy cigarettes, Red Bull, or whatever stimulant tickles their fancy at the shiny new 7-Eleven. Yet when the time comes to grab a…

Spike Lee Is No Quentin Tarantino

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke reviews the controversy surrounding Django Unchained. (WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD)Screw Spike Lee. Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained is a brilliant…

Reader Mail: Miami Beach Corruption Is Sickening

Swamp Wars Zero-sum game: You’ve devoted a whole piece to the business conflicts of airboat captains in the Everglades (“Sawgrass Skirmish,” Jon Tayler, January 3), but do you expect everyone to just lie down, disappear, and not compete? Maybe there isn’t enough of the pie to go around after all…

Audrey Edmonson’s Bus Depot Destroys Liberty City

Last Friday, Miami-Dade County and the City of Miami killed a Liberty City institution. Located at NW Seventh Avenue and Martin Luther King Boulevard, Greene Dreams Shoe Repair had served the African-American community for 50 years. Tyrone Greene and his family had survived three major riots and decades of bleak…

Greene Dreams Shoe Repair Deserved Better From Miami-Dade County

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke laments the loss of African American-owned businesses on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.Last Friday, Miami-Dade County and the…

FoodGossip305 & NotChowfather: Miami Twitterverse’s Mean Girls

Did you notice the Mean Girls-style action going on on Twitter this weekend? Chances are you did. But if you didn’t, Miami’s food industry gained two new handles to look after: @FoodGossip305 and @NotChowFather. Leading the anonymous secret spiller pack in late December was @MiamiFoodGossip. Short Order has tried to…

Mugshots Friday: Wipe That Off Your Face

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Jersey Shore Producers Invite Assholes on New EDM Competition Reality TV Show

When your scene decides to find its “next superstar” on a reality television show produced by the same people behind Jersey Shore, then your scene probably needs a life raft, ’cause it’s drowning. Edmcasting.com is a website where all “producer-DJs” are invited to “start honing your skills” and apply for…

Worst Food News 2012: Stupid, Crazy, and Gross

When it came to food news in 2012, there were some real doozies. From murders committed over a disagreement about a snack, to food fetishist teachers, to frivolous 911 calls, people were really freaking cray-cray this year.I’ve put together some of the most unfathomable occurrences from the past 365 days…

Mugshots Friday: Dolphins Fans and Your Crying Aunt

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Biggest Food News Stories of 2012

In the sea of headlines you’ll read throughout the day, few will likely have anything to do with food. Unless that’s your thing, of course. But if you’re like us, it is your thing, and you thrive on hearing news about restaurants and chefs just as much (or maybe more)…