It happened again. That thing where you’re scraping together the last unidentifiable remnants of your Thanksgiving turkey for one last sandwich, go to untangle Christmas lights, and wellllllppppp the Miami Dolphins are already out of the playoff picture. You’re dead inside, and you have so many questions. How can this…
Last week, Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings spoke up for Syrian refugees fleeing their country, which has been ravaged by civil war and the Islamic State. He’s keeping it 100. During an interview on MSNBC, the Democrat said, “I am more fearful of large gatherings of white men that come into…
It is now safe to say another mediocre Dolphins football season has successfully completed the circle of life that is NFL in Miami; from consumption, to indigestion, to eventual painful, horrid, regret-filled evacuation of the system. There was nothing special about the Dolphins 24-14 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on…
As the Miami Hurricanes football team putters toward the merciful finish of what has been an exhausting year, it’s time for everyone involved to pull up their big boy pants, remove their faces from their palms, and take a gander at how to fix this mess. Fans wanted Al Golden…
Trick Daddy blew up the internet last week with his appearance on the nationally syndicated morning radio show The Breakfast Club. People were hitting me up to talk about it. “He’s so outspoken, just like you, Luke,” one said. Well, yeah. I did discover him. In fact, all of my…
The Miami Dolphins were well on their way to getting their asses handed to them again on Sunday against the Eagles when a funny thing happened on the way to getting Rousey’d by the Eagles — things actually started going their way. It was weird! After digging themselves a 16-3 hole the…
There’s something almost all great destination cities across the globe have in common: a tacky tourist zone that locals have almost completely ceded to visitors and tend to avoid like the plague. In New York it’s Times Square with its Guy Fieri restaurants and Sesame Street-knock off character. In New…
Ask ten Hurricanes fans today who they think should be the next head coach to replace Al Golden and you’ll probably get ten different answers. The leader in public opinion is probably former coach Butch Davis, whether for nostalgic reasons or because fans really believe he’s the man to bring…
In 1960, just as the Vietnam War was heating up a half-world away, three airmen jumped into a beat-up ’53 Chevy in Homestead and headed north. There was a dance scheduled at the armory on Northwest Seventh Avenue and 28th Street in Allapattah, and Leon Wegman Jack Pamprin, and Hank…
I’ve spent weeks trying to figure out Dr. Ben Carson, the African-American former brain surgeon running for president. It’s mind-boggling that this guy is now leading in some polls for the Republican nomination given that the party represents the Ku Klux Klan, the Aryan Nations, and every racist organization in…
Now that the ink is dry on Al Golden’s walking papers and the initial jubilation has subsided, it’s time for Miami Hurricanes fans to come down from the clouds and accept what might be a painful realization: Butch Davis isn’t the right choice to take over the program moving forward. …
Toronto rapper Drake has officially become an icon. The Hip-Hop Hall of Fame should just go ahead and induct him now. He has not only proven himself as a top lyricist, but he also knows how to manipulate the internet to his advantage. Drake was already riding high when his…
If you’re a sports fan, avoiding DraftKings or FanDuel is about as easy as walking down Ocean Drive without getting an overpriced menu shoved in your face. The two companies blitz airwaves with promises that your addiction to fantasy sports could make you heaps of cash. Millions have signed up,…
Welcome to a brand-spanking-new Miami Heat basketball season, folks — hold onto your butts, because this one’s gonna be exciting. Last time we saw the Miami Heat, all of our pets heads were falling off. Everyone was sick or hurt, and by the end of it all, a guy we…
University of Miami athletic director Blake James and the board of trustees finally came to their senses. This past Sunday, James fired Al Golden, ending Golden’s embattled tenure as the Hurricanes’ head coach. It was long overdue. Now begins the search for a new coach. UM should avoid the mistakes…
The Miami Dolphins put on a serious display of kick-assery on Sunday in a 44-26 victory over the Houston Texans — their second impressive performance in a row under interim head coach Dan Campbell. Before the Texans could even fill their Gatorade cups on the sidelines the Phins had already…
The Dan Campbell Miami Dolphins era is off to a smoking-hot start, one that has the Miami Dolphins as the talk of the town. After sputtering to a 1-3 start under Joe Philbin, the Dolphins looked unrecognizable in their 38-10 spanking of the Tennessee Titans this past Sunday. The performance…
Dear Pepe, I have been a big fan of yours for a while. I think the humor and laughter you bring to social media has been second to none for a long time. Your popularity has earned you respect and a lot of fame. This in turn has made you…
Twenty-five years ago, coach Sam Johnson and I launched an organization dedicated to providing a place where Liberty City kids could play baseball and football while learning they didn’t have to sling drugs on a street corner. For close to three decades, the Liberty City Optimist Club has mentored African-American…
The Miami Dolphins newest head coach started off his tenure with a 38-10 steel-toed-roundhouse-kick square in the face of the Tennessee Titans. From beginning to end, it was apparent that all the pump-you-up-shenanigans Dan Campbell had been using over the course of the last two weeks had lit a fire…
The Miami Dolphins couldn’t have planned the beginning to this season any worse. Between the 1-3 start that led to Joe Philbin getting fired, the rash of injuries to key players, and the shocking under performance of others — this year seems over before it even began. Dolphins fans are…
South Florida is still home to the most head-turning female TV reporters in the nation. That’s why it’s time for another list of the ten hottest women delivering the news. After all, they work in a medium that places a high priority on being ridiculously good-looking while reporting stories. To…
