Pepe Billete on Bernie Sanders and the Use of Satire

Dear Pepe, I have been a big fan of yours for a while. I think the humor and laughter you bring to social media has been second to none for a long time. Your popularity has earned you respect and a lot of fame. This in turn has made you…

Dan Campbell’s Dolphins Destroyed Tennessee in His Coaching Debut

The Miami Dolphins newest head coach started off his tenure with a 38-10 steel-toed-roundhouse-kick square in the face of the Tennessee Titans. From beginning to end, it was apparent that all the pump-you-up-shenanigans Dan Campbell had been using over the course of the last two weeks had lit a fire…

Miami Dolphins Fans Shouldn’t Give Up on This Season Yet

The Miami Dolphins couldn’t have planned the beginning to this season any worse. Between the 1-3 start that led to Joe Philbin getting fired, the rash of injuries to key players, and the shocking under performance of others — this year seems over before it even began. Dolphins fans are…

Miami New Times‘ Owner, Voice Media Group, Sells Village Voice

The owners of Miami New Times on Monday completed a sale of New York’s Village Voice to investor Peter Barbey. Voice Media Group, which took over the publication in 2013, did not announce financial details of the deal, but said in a press release that the company would continue managing…

Rachael Ray’s Okay: Stop Hating on Food Network Stars

Food Network stars often get a bad rap. Many self-proclaimed foodies and professional restaurateurs alike will tell you that their sensationalizing of cooking desecrates the art of the industry by turning it into a cheapened, profit-driven entertainment source. I happen to disagree. Whether you find these people to be cultural…

Fire Joe Philbin and Make Dan Marino Head Coach of the Dolphins

The season is only three games old, but the Miami Dolphins are already a bigger disaster than Roland Emmerich’s Stonewall. Rumors that Joe Philbin is about to get canned and this roster blown up aren’t all that far-fetched.  So bear with us here: If Stephen Ross indeed fires Philbin mid-year,…

Negative Press Holds Back Miami’s Vital Black-Owned Businesses

What do African-Americans need to succeed? Too often, people who live outside of Miami’s black communities focus on negative issues such as gun violence and police-involved killings. Reporters have no qualms about naming the city when a crime occurs in Miami Gardens, a predominantly black city. But when a theft…

Jarvis Landry Might Become the Dolphins’ Dwyane Wade

Last weekend, Jarvis Landry helped the Miami Dolphins snatch victory from the jaws of defeat with his electric, game-deciding fourth-quarter punt return touchdown. The 69-yard clutch-sprint was the exact defibrillation the team needed in what was an otherwise underwhelming, sleepy Miami Dolphins opening performance.  In just Landry’s second season, it’s already…

Mike Huckabee Wants to Bring Back Slavery

Mike Huckabee can’t climb past 5 percent in the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. So the former Arkansas governor, who moved to Florida like many other carpetbaggers, is getting insanely desperate. He went full Ku Klux Klan. Last week, he compared Kim Davis — the Kentucky court clerk whose…

Are Panther or Alaska Coffee Worth Double Dunkin’ Donuts’ Prices?

Gourmands and caffeine addicts alike have celebrated the birth of Miami’s quality coffee scene. Roasting outfits and cafés like North Miami’s Alaska Coffee Roasting Co., Eternity Coffee Roasters and of course Panther Coffee have helped transform the city from a land with little to boast beyond its ventanitas into a…

Luke’s Gospel: Sports Teams Should Respect a Free Press

It’s been more than 20 years since Miami New Times columnist Jim DeFede wrote a series of columns that called Miami Heat owner and Carnival Cruise Line chief Micky Arison “a greedy corporate pig.” Since then, the newspaper has written hundreds of stories about Heat championships, charities, and kind acts…

Stephen Ross Has Turned the Dolphins Around

It’s been over half-a-decade since Stephen Ross purchased the Miami Dolphins from Wayne Huizenga, and it seems as if slowly-but-steadily, he has finally turned around the franchise. Heading into the 2015 season everything feels very new car smell around the team, and it allcomes directly from Stephen Ross’s hard work.  Dolphins…